Goats are a timeless source of entertainment. Between how ridiculously cute they are, to how ridiculous they act, and their bleats ranging from dainty and adorable to eerily human-like screams, we literally cannot get enough.
That’s why we decided to gather this collection of goat pictures, to bask in their weird yet cute goatiness. These bizarre-looking herd animals may have a reputation for being stubborn, misbehaved, destructive, and especially dirty, but they’re actually quite the opposite if they’re handled correctly.
These animals are incredibly smart and sociable, and are some of the cleanest farm animals there are, as they prefer to keep themselves clean and dry. A goat without a herd may become destructive due to loneliness and boredom, so it’s important to keep goats in multiples.
They’re naturally inquisitive, and since they have no hands, everything is explored with their mouths, which is probably where the stereotype about goats eating everything comes from, but they’re actually pretty particular about what they eat! They won’t eat hay that’s been left out too long or that’s been walked on, only fresh and tasty foods for these hoofed cuties.
Baby goats are known as kids, and the process of a goat giving birth is called a “kidding,” which lends to plenty of fun goat puns. So, continue scrolling to enjoy silly and cute goat pictures with a dash of punnery for a nice midday break
1. Sooo… our goat had babies yesterday…
Billy is the perfect name for a newborn goat.
As a child, it’ll be “Billy the Kid.” As an adult, it’ll be “Billy Goat.”
2This cute goat baby
Where do you find a goat with no legs?
Right where you left it.
2This cute goat baby
Where do you find a goat with no legs?
Right where you left it.
3. So my family has a pet goat and, well, she isn’t fond of others…
Where does an angry goat write down its problems?
On the ram-page.
4. Tiny goat, guinea pig for scale
Patient: “Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a goat.”
Doctor: “How long have you felt like this?” Patient: “Ever since I was a kid.”
5Coat Goat
What do you call a baby goat who is good at martial arts?
The Karate Kid.
6. Gentle giant where I work
Why are goats from France so musical?
Because they have French horns.
7. This is my boy Bilbo not knowing what’s going on ever
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
8. My bull seems to think the baby goats are his
Goat milk?
9. A goat followed my friend home from work!
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
10. Newborn Goats Get Tiny Hand-Knit Sweaters To Stay Warm
What did the young goats say to the farmer when they were caught playing a prank?
“Sorry, we were just kidding!”
11. My fiancé befriended an overly photogenic 9 day old baby goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
12. Snuggle buddy
Goat-puns aren’t all baaa-d you know.
13. Upside down 🙃
Where did the goat go to get his hair trimmed?
The baaaa-ber
14. This is Brownie. I still don’t know where that pizza came from.
What did the sheep say when the billy ate her dinner?
“You have goat to be kidding me!”
15. My aunts goat thinks it’s a dog. It wont associate with the other goats and only hangs out with the dogs.
Whatever floats your goat.
16. Ever wondered if Goats can smile? Well Wonder no more…
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
17. Update on the goat, he’s in pajamas now
What do you call a goat that enjoys cleaning?
A room-baaaaa.
18. Went back to where I worked 5 years ago, and he immediately recognized me
I saw a cartoon portraying a politician as a goat…
It was satyr.
19. Polly is a 6 month old goat with separation anxiety, taken in by charity Goats of Anarchy. She is only calm when she’s wearing her duck costume.
What music do goats like to listen to the best?
Baaa-ch.
20. I hired 20 goats to help clear some ivy in my backyard. This is one of the sweetest/derpiest of them all.
What did the kid say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here
21. Here is a goat on top of a goat
What did the angry farmer say to the animal thief?
You’ve really got my goat now.
22. My funny face 😛
What did the goat who was very bored, say?
“Meh!”
23. Meet my pet Goat and his pet Rabbit
Which artist do goats love the most?
Vincent Van Goat.
24. Always a little darling in the gang
Which singer do goats always listen to?
Billy Ray Cyrus.
25. Just thought y’all would enjoy my goat dressed as a tractor
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
26. This White Baby Goat Licking His Lips
What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush?
“She’s the one that goat away.”
27. My girlfriend’s family bought a goat a while back, not realising it was pregnant, meet Oreo born last night
What did the bald goat say when he looked in the mirror?
“I wish I had mohair!”
28. Took my niece to the Zoo today. At this very moment, she was looking for the goats. They got’er good.
What is a goat’s favorite animal at the zoo?
An alli-goat-or.
29. It’s my son’s first kidding season. I think he is going to be a great goat farmer.
Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living – he’s great with kids.
30. My UPS guy was running late and looked stressed so I made him hold Dempsey. He said it was the best part of his day!
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
31. Frostie the Snow Goat
What are a goat’s favorite song lyrics?
“I goat to get up to get down!”
32. Ryan Reynolds with a baby goat
You have goat to be kidding me.
33. Ahh yes, couch time
Here we goat again.
34. Newborn baby today, he drank a lot of milk and then fell asleep shortly after
What do you call a baby goat that’s sleeping?
A kid-napper.
35. Police in the Netherlands had to return this baby goat to the petting zoo it escaped from
What do you call a goat swimming really fast in a lake?
A motor goat.
36. A goat boy and his best friend💕
Cat goat your tongue?
37. My friend’s goat looks like a kindly wizard
What do you call a beard on a billy?
A goatee.
38. Look at this Baby Goat
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
39. Say Hello to Dandy
What do you get when you ask a goat to DJ at your party?
A sick bleat.
40. New baby
What do goats like to wear when they do gardening?
Kid gloves.
41. The only girl who can pull of duck lips
What did the kid say when he pranked his parents?
“Goatcha!”
42. Absolutely adorable dwarfs
As two hungry goats were eating movie film stock, one turned to the other and said,
“I don’t know about you, but I thought the book was better.”
43. A girl and her goat. Gunther goes to the bus stop every day to pick her up. He doesn’t even need a leash anymore.
What’s a kid’s favorite nursery rhyme?
“Row, row, row your goat.”
44. Baby goats do what they want
Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat?
Because they’re always butting in.
45. ‘Whacchu lookin at, peasant?’
I got given an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its knees – they say it’s a-cute-kid-knee disorder.
46. Hildy’s got enough attitude for the whole herd.
Why did the goat run off a cliff?
Because it didn’t see the ewe-turn.
47. There’s a goat in my coat!
I goat you, babe!
48. I gots a leaf!
Whatever floats your goat.
49. Woman Quits Stressful City Job To Raise Special Needs Baby Goats
Why do goats have trouble making friends?
They always butt heads.
50. A Queen
What do you call a goat dressed up as a clown?
A silly billy.
51. First time we’ve seen snow in years! Snow goat and it’s model
What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?
“Baaaa-humbug.”
52. Woody is a great at being a baby goat, but makes for a terrible secretary.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
53. Proud new mama goat shows off her kid
What did the mama goat say to her kids?
“I need a nanny goat!”
54. I can’t stop laughing at his sleeping face
How do you stop a goat from charging?
You take away its credit card.
55. Is it me or is he smiling?
I let my goats get whatever they want; I spoil them rotten.
I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart.
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